Every so often I run across a piece of spam that really stands out. This particular one grabbed my attention…

ATTN.

       LISTEN VERY CAREFUL, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONTACT YOU, MY
TEAM HAS BEEN PAID TO ASSASINATE YOU, AND I HAVE EVERY REASON TO
CARRY OUT THE CONTRACT,BUT I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE AND SAVE
YOUR FAMILY THIS PAIN,THIS YOUR ALTERNATIVE,I WISH TO HELP YOU
UNLESS YOU DONT WANT TO HELP YOUR SELF,I WILL SEND YOU ENOUGH
EVIDENCE YOU NEED ON A VIDEO TAPE RECORD TO NAIL MY EMPLOYER DOWN
WITH THE LAW.

BEFORE THAT YOU’RE REQUIRED TO MAKE AVAILABLE THE SUM OF $70,000. USD,
AFTER WHICH I WILL DIRECT YOU ON WHAT TO DO NEXT TO SAVE YOUR SELF AND
YOUR FAMILY FROM THIS PAIN THAT WOULD HAVE BEFALLED YOU FROM MY EMPLOYER,
THE MONEY WILL BE USED TO SETTLE THE TEAM MEN INVOLVED TO GO BACK TO THERE
DESTINATIONS AND YOU BETTER KEEP THIS INFORMATION TO YOUR SELF BECAUSE YOU
DONT KNOW WHO IS WHO WHERE YOU ARE NOW, IF HE FINDS OUT I HAVE BETRAYED
HIM TRYING TO HELP YOU, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR SELF TO BLAME, I HAVE ORDERED
MY MEN TO SATY AWAY FROM YOU.

DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT?

NOTE: YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS HERE, (1) YOU HAVE TO GET HIM ARRESTED WITH THE
INFORMATION I WILL GIVE YOU AFTER THE PAYMENT OR (2) YOU HAVE HIM KILLED
TO SAVE YOUR SELF.

I WILL VISIT YOUR HOUSE AGAIN BUT NOT NOW, MY BOYS EYES ARE ON YOU.
GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

ADAMS ALI

I guess the Nigerian inheritance deal is no longer working… If the carrot doesn’t work, try the stick!